Can Stop. Will Stop.
April 9, 2014 § Leave a comment
Something that happened this week: My bff and I stood outside the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, NC staring at our twitter feeds wondering why Miley Cyrus was, believe it or not, canceling her show twenty minutes before doors. I would not identify us as “Smilers”, but we were pretty excited. We just wanna see Miley ride a giant hot dog, y’all!!!! Give us what we want!!! Although it was a pretty major disappointment after driving three hours, requesting off work, skipping a Brit. Lit. course, and having a 6am drive the following morning– it was still a fun night with a girl I love in a city we don’t explore too often. I may not have returned back to Charleston with a T-shirt of Miley licking an ice cream cone, but I had extra time to spend with my dad, my mom, and real ice cream. So there. *sobs and rips up Bangerz ticket*
My advice to Miley: if you’re in “excruciating pain”, let a girl know before she’s uptown wearing acid washed high-waisted denim.